Friday, January 30, 2009
My Superbowl Picks
I dreamed the redskins had just gotten a touchdown and they were going for the extra point ... only in dreamville, instead of kicking for the extra point you just got two fat girls, one in a cardinals outfit and one in a redskins outfit, to line up at the 2 and repeatedly slam into each other. the redskins girl was way fatter so she slammed the cardinals girl out of the way for the extra point. (yes, I know that sounds like a two-point conversion but in my dream it was one point. according to dream-state, one-on-one fat girl rules.)
I didn't drink myself to sleep last night like I usually do, maybe that's the problem.
anyway, I think the steelers will win by 10.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Friday Top Box Office Picks
There's a movie coming out this week called "donkey punch." that just seems wrong somehow.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Yes We Did!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Fart Found on Mars
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/15/AR2009011502222.html
and of course, the quote of the day:Something is happening beneath the surface of Mars that causes substantial
amounts of methane gas to vent regularly into the atmosphere, a discovery that
NASA scientists said yesterday represents the strongest indication so far that
life may exist, or once existed, on the planet.The methane is released into the atmosphere in specific areas and at regular times, they found, in a pattern that would be consistent with the gas being a byproduct of biological activity beneath the planet's parched surface.
Principal investigator Michael Mumma, of NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center, said the detection does not mean that life definitely exists on Mars, since the gas can also be produced by subsurface geological or chemical processes.
Nevertheless, "we believe this definitely increases the prospects for finding life on Mars," said Mumma, whose findings are being published today in the journal Science. "No other discovery has done as much to increase the chances of finding life."
Pratt called the methane find "a breathtaking discovery."poot.